ARIES/DRAGON IS THE 5TH SIGN

In my NEW ASTROLOGY system - A savvy blend of western and Chinese Astrology Signs 1 44 NEW signs. 144 different characters

ARIES

QUALITIES
COURAGE, DRIVE, HEARTINESS,
AFFABILITY, TALENT, ENTERPRISE

QUIRKS
NAÏVETÉ, OSTENTATION, WILLFULNESS,
 EXCESS , SANCTIMONY, DOMINATION

Motto: “I am”
Elements: Fire, Mars, Cardinal

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DRAGON

QUALITIES
STRENGTH, SUCCESS, GOOD HEALTH,
ENTHUSIASM, PLUCK, SENTIMENTALITY

QUIRKS
RIGIDITY, MISTRUST, DISSATISFACTION,
INFATUATION, BRAGGADOCIO, VOLUBILITY

Motto: “I Preside”
Elements: Positive Wood, Yang

Here, in the Aries/Dragon, we find a crackling combination of raw Aries energy and Dragon pluck and guile. It’s an unbeatable concoction. Aries/Dragon burns to get ahead in life. Nothing can stop the brand of will and enterprise born into this subject.

Guile, normally so foreign to the Aries’ basic nature, will color every stone the Dragon born an Aries overturns. These people are not only devious; they are not just crafty; they are so self-confident that you hardly notice your silverware is missing. Aries/Dragons don’t ever appear shifty. They behave as ladies and gentlemen. And to hear them talk you might think they are positively callow!

“Did that Aries/Dragon Nathalie woman really wait till her husband was away on business to rob the whole household of its furniture, kidnap the children and abscond with the bank balance? Did she really move to Hong Kong with her lover?”

“Oh yes. She really did that. She picked up and she left. Without a forwarding address.”

“Did she leave her husband a note?”

“No. Just the dog. She knew that he was very fond of the dog. A dachshund named Darling.”

“How strange. Why do you suppose she lifted everything but the dog?”

“She’s very sentimental. ‘Couldn’t bear to think of her husband losing his beloved dog.”

The impeccable Aries/Dragon melts when confronted with sadness. Aries/Dragons fall for all sob stories. Sentimentality is, in fact, very often their undoing. An Aries/Dragon boss may hate his employee with a green disgust. But if said employee comes crying for a raise, Aries/Dragon sends out for Kleenex and a fountain pen to sign the guy’s check.

There’s no other way to tell it. Aries/Dragon are irresistible. They possess unmitigated attractiveness. They give off a kind of brute heat that topples even the iciest opposition. Don’t leave your wife in the same room with an Aries/Dragon if you want to get her home intact. Even a five-minute exposure to the rays emanating from the boyish Aries/Dragon will invest her eyes with blinding stars. And Aries/Dragon women are so gorgeous! Oh, it’s awful. When a certain Aries/Dragon woman I know comes onto the beach, all the other women bury themselves in the sand.

There is, of course, the danger of arrogance here. So much fire and so little temperance coupled with looks and taste and success—well, it’s an incendiary combination.

Aries/Dragons may inspire envy. Their inveterate cunning drives strong, direct people to distraction. Why, wonders the plain-spoken hard-driving straight arrow, does the Aries/Dragon always try to get away with trickery? Can’t he tell that after years we’ve been vaccinated from his wiles?

Answer: Yes.

Aries/Dragon can see that the straight-shooting Sheriff John Wayne-type character has got his number. But that will never deter Aries/Dragon from trying to have a little fun at the Sheriff’s expense. To the Aries/Dragon it’s all a game anyway. He has the magic touch. So why should he deprive himself of flaunting it?

Actually, underneath the slick exterior, the Aries/Dragon is touchingly sincere. He doesn’t make friends easily. He cares deeply about everyone he undertakes to love. (And Aries/Dragons are capable of true flaming passionate attachments.) They are essentially good and well-meaning. But they cannot resist their own adorableness. They like to bask in their own sunshine, get the most out of life and tear into everything they do with living.

Love

In love with love, the Aries/Dragon never misses a chance to seduce or to be seduced. Fidelity? Never heard of it. But that doesn’t really matter. Intimate moments passed with an Aries/Dragon will be of such intensity that, well . . . who cares what they get up to the rest of the week?

As I said above, the Aries/Dragon is sentimental in the extreme. If you love an Aries/Dragon and feel he or she is erring and straying just a bit too frequently, you can always appeal to him or her through the maudlin. Stand at the dining room table, white knuckles gripping the edge, head down, and sob. Yes. Snivel and heave your shoulders a lot. Your Aries/Dragon may have been on the way out of the house when suddenly there comes this choking sound. “My love is crying!” Dragon swashbuckles back up the steps, cuddles you close and asks, “What can I do?”

Stay home once in a while, Aries/Dragon. Stay home and learn to like it. Play with your toys. Dig in the garden. Enjoy the little pleasures of workaday life. If you care about forming a united couple, then you have to do at least half of the uniting.

Compatibilities

You’ll have a lot of fun with Gemini/Rats, Snakes and Monkeys. Aquarius/Monkeys, Sagittarius/Rats, and Leo/Rats and Monkeys will thrill you. But nix on Cancer/Dogs and Oxen. Ditto nix on Capricorn/Ox and Libra/Dog. You’re too presumptuous for them. They’ll find niggly ways of squelching you – especially in public.

Home and Family

Aries/Dragons are so attracted by the outside world that their need to shine and perform miracles for the gallery may draw them away from their families. I’m not saying Aries/Dragons don’t make good parents or siblings. But they are not the type to be content solely with the admiration of family members. That’s too easy. Aries/Dragon needs universal acclaim. And knows how to go after it. This has to cut down on the number of times he or she will agree to do drudgery. You won’t find many Aries/Dragons pushing a cartful of family necessities at the supermarket. You are not going to find masses of Aries/Dragons at the laundromat either. They love their families. But they are not particularly interested in catering to them.

Aries/Dragons have a tendency to make rigid rules for their children “Don’t talk back. Keep your elbows off the table. Wipe that smile off your face!” are Aries/Dragon phrases. As appearance is of the utmost importance to Aries/Dragons, they want their kids to put on a good show as well.

Aries/Dragon kids will be turbulent, noisy and demanding. But they are so loving and tenderly sweet that you cannot stay angry with them Usually Aries/Dragon children are precocious in ways both intellectual and social. They are leader types but not always the most popular kids in the class.

Profession

The Aries/Dragon is synonymous with ambition. Aspiration is the most important part of this character’s life plan. First, Aries/Dragon will undertake to get through the most difficult schools, graduating with top honors and using diplomas wisely to find jobs they deem worthy of their brilliance.

As a young adult, the Aries/Dragon often finds a difficult and taxing pursuit, like buying a defunct mine and trying to start it producing again—or borrowing a huge sum of money to invest in a broken-down building, fix it up and sell it. Or maybe he’ll set about producing books of enormous difficulty and size, which nobody is sure will find an audience. The Aries/ Dragon lives for such challenges. And if challenges don’t present themselves, Aries/Dragons will go out and dig them up.

Success is guaranteed this subject provided pride and debauchery are kept at a safe distance. Aries/Dragons tend to excessive belief in self. If they find themselves in shady deals or are drawn to lubricity they must take care to slither right out again. Go back to the office and apply shoulder to wheel. It’s good for the soul. For this brand of Dragon honesty really is the best—and only—real insurance policy.

Famous Aries/Dragons:

Allison Williams, Amy Smart, Anita Bryant, Astrud Gilberto, Bob Bowman, Brenda Song, Candace Cameron Bure, Chris Wood, Crispin Glover, David Cross, Diana Krall, Elle Macpherson, Erick Avari, Finn Jones, Gabriela Isler, Gregory Peck, Haley Joel Osment, Herbie Hancock, Hope Davis, Irving Wallace, Jesse Plemons, Keri Russell, Maria Schneider, Marie Princess of Liechtenstein, Marilu Henner, Maxim Gorky, Michelle Monaghan, Philip Troy Linger, Reese Witherspoon, Russell Crowe, Serge Gainsbourg, Steven Seagal, Tania Raymonde, Tracy Chapman, Verlaine.